Eurostravaganza 2012 was coupled by many hilarious quotes from sister and myself. I honestly hadn't laughed so much in a long time. I was in stitches the entire trip and I LOVED IT.
A few of our favorites:
"We're British. We only show affection for dogs or horses."
"Peasants!" (said to everyone once we left Madrid and our high roller operation kicked in)
"Let them eat cake!"
"I'm sorry, the riff raff are not allowed."
"Um. We might be the riff raff." (when we realized that everyone in our train car had left and it was just us up there in first class, yo)
"Oh. You're Swedish? Do you know Princess Victoria?" (said to anyone who wasn't British or German)
"He must be--HUNGARIAN!" (done in voice from My Fair Lady)
"Are you fine?" (said in German accent)
"Would you like a green card? We will sponsor you!"
"I bet he smells good." (said about every other business we saw whilst sunning ourselves along the Southbank)
"Shh! He's talking. We listen to British men talk now, please."
"I bet he's gay. I tend to like the gays." (we're looking at you, Phantom)
"Small snack my ass!"
"Oh, Mario!"
I realize none of these are funny to anyone except me and the sister, but, DAMN I can't stop laughing.
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