Crazy Cat Lady

There is a fine line between cute single girl and crazy cat lady (ahem, TPG--"I want it to say 'votes Democrat and listens to the Beastie Boys!'"), and I've worked really hard to not fall into the crazy cat lady territory of my house, which I promise I will show you soon--I just am in dire need of a dining table at the moment and because I am crazy type A, I cannot show you anything without it all being complete. Face. Palm.

ANYWAYS.

I'm now Crazy When I Convince Hugh To Marry Me Lady, aka, Let's Plan My Make Believe Wedding To A Celebrity, shall we? (y'all, I'm sorry, I don't have a lot going on unless you just want to me talk about how I laugh so hard I cry whenever I log onto Kate Middleton For The Win or Text From Dog. I mean, this is my life. I'd be depressed myself if it wasn't so comically sad)

Cearly, I'll wear this.

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Or, this.

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Ok, or this one.

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I will carry these...

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He will look like this...

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I  will walk down the aisle to the Brigadoon soundtrack (skip to 6:12)


There will be tartan of course, as my mama's family is a bunch of highland Scots.

I actually hate our family tartan, but, whatcha gon' do? (image from here)

We'll sing A Heart Full of Love of course. And I'm kind of hoping he can invite the entire past, present, future cast of Les Mis including the movie cast and the stage cast, for obvious (Colm Wilkinson, natch) and not so obvious reasons ("what kind of regatta starts at night?! The fake kind!") (oh goodness. I love my Ren).

Now, how to make this happen....

Oh, and Jeremy Kyle will be my ministainer. DUH.

Don't worry, I'm aware I'm mentally unstable. I'm looking into treatment ;)