Can I keep it?

I am currently holding hostage* darling M family's carseat in hopes that a le bambino will magically appear in it (Santa?).

If not, I am willing to babysit darling baby Z and her furry sister Minnie at any time.

(*And, I'm not really holding the carseat hostage. They're visiting family and I get to pick them up from the airport after Christmas, thus necessitating the use of a carseat. )

Or, I could just strap it in my car and drive around and feel all cool because my kid is at daycare. Or something.

I haven't had any caffeine. And, it's Friday. I have issues.