Is it wrong....?

...That I was totally enamoured by the kid watching Cinderella on a mini DVD player when I got my nails done last night? Because it was awesome. (Although, a little traumatized by the fact that the mother said she herself had never seen the movie. What?!)

...That I'm beyond thrilled for our holiday luncheon today? Not because it's the holidays and all warm and fuzzy, or anything like that--no, I'm thrilled because it's free food, and a good hour away from my desk (this comes right on the heels of my full on sob fest of 'I hate my job' last night).

...That I can't stop staring at my pretty nails? And is it just me or does my ring look sparklier?

...That I had a full on freak out when I weighed myself at the gym yesterday? Let's just say, my lovely wisdom teeth diet has backfired. Stupid gelato from my boss!!

...That I'm literally freaking out about getting the 'fat talk' from step mom in t-minus 1 week? (cranberry juice diet, anyone?)

...That my intern is Muslim and I love her so much, but, I'm kind of at a loss about "holiday/Christmas" gifts for her?

...That my lovely red haircolor is fading and I just feel like a frumpy butterball?

...That next Friday cannot come soon enough?

...That I'm supposed to move offices in oh, 5 hours, and I still haven't packed a damn thing?

Yes, folks, this is SP at her finest: aka, the holidays. And it's only going to get crazier. Don't worry, I'm going to spread the cheer and make cookies and yummies for families in need (I know you're laughing, it's OK, I'm laughing too: 'undomestic klutz attempts to serve others'--the headline just writes itself). Do you think they'll actually want the more than likely deformed cookies I would make? It's the thought that counts, right?

Alright lovelies, it's Friday, I say, it's Party Day. I give you full permission to leave work early, decorate your tree, have some egg nogg and watch cheesy holiday movies. If your boss says anything, just tell them that it's a Royal Ordinance, and you can't break those kind of rules. They trump office policy any day.....

xoxo,

SP