After my surgery, I told the BFF that it pretty much secured my inability to ever get elective surgery such as implants or a nose job no matter how much I want to, because man alive, my surgery hurt!
WELL, PROBLEM SOLVED.
Due to my condition I've been put on some high dose birth control (another story for another day), and one of the side effects is that, uhhh, I finally have breasteses. Not ya know, pregnant best friend style , but, for midge me, they're freaking knockers.
None of my bras fit, which is mildly hilarious. Did not see this coming. I guess "high dose" means "huge boobz".
I may never stop taking these. Surely, I can adopt, yes?
Aren't you glad this wasn't some cheesy New Years/resolution post? Well, you lucked out because I don't resolve to do anything in 2012. Well, except maybe find a bra that fits. And get Hugh Jackman's lawyer to accept the legality of our marriage.
2012, let's do it!
xox,
Dolly
(Holy hell, I just wrote a post about my boobz. Lord help me)
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11 comments:
OMG- I totally laughed out loud. If that was the problem I would have happily shared mine with you- Although I don't have any of the perky part left...gravity tells my age! LOL
You're so funny! Enjoy them, I hate my boobies. =)
Yahoo for boobies! :)
I love it! But wait 'til you're nursing (if you do so) and your milk comes in -- PORN STAR boobs. Seriously. It's crazy how boobs can fill out!!!
Are you still on the happy pills?!?!? LOL! No seriously, that's hilarious, I felt the same way after I stopped running and suddenly gained a cleavage! I was like YAY BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT KNOCKERS!
Bahahahaha! You are going to HAVE to post a picture now, you know that right? And I probably have a few bras that might fit...mine are STILL getting bigger by the day. Oh the horror. :)
I've had the exact same thought since having a c-section, which was the first surgery I've ever had. Of course, I always said if my girls got smaller after being pregnant I wanted to remedy that, but now I'm torn. They are smaller, but I don't want to have surgery again...
Dear Dolly,
Leave it to you to find the bright side to everything! Love your attitude!
Well, at least there's a perk (pun intended) to the surgery? Love you friend!
Baaahahahaha oh you, this post cracks me UP. Way to find the bright side of every situation :) you rock.
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