Revenge is a dish best served hot

I need to be banned from eBay, it's getting dangerous.

Although, can we discuss the fact that I only buy stuff on eBay if I am getting a steal? Serious, steals to be found there my friends.

And. Since I'm currently on a whole "look my hottest for my birthday and eventual holiday in the motherland with my cousin" kick, I clearly need some hot mama dresses? Obvs.

I mean, these babies should remind fools of what they missed out on, yeah?

Sincerely Paris dress via Anthro.  Duh. 

Kate Spade crack. 

Whoever said revenge is a dish served cold was oh so dramatically wrong. It's best served hot. Especially in winter.

Now, to lose a few pounds, tone up and spray tan the hell out of myself. Or something.