Things I should probably stop doing

Buying dresses that I think would be lovely for a date.

Exhibit A (bought this a month ago, want to wear it every single day of my life)

Exhibit B

I send pictures to TPG in dressing rooms. Also, I'm a midget and had hobo hair, please forgive.

Exhibit C

I actually love this dress waaaaay more than it looks like I do. Rather obsessed, actually.

Because, you see, I haven't been on a date since who knows when and I have exactly ZERO prospects of that changing anytime soon, and yet, my brain and my credit card say "Ohhh, Shabbs! You would look so cute wearing this on a date! Please buy said dress for a first date occasion!".

And then I do, but end up wearing the blasted thing to church, which isn't bad, it's just much more boring than the intended purpose.

Much like my life in general to be entirely honest. Hm. Things to ponder....

Oh well, I have a closet filled with fabulous dresses--and handbags--

(this is how I've ended up with so many damn handbags over the last year, serious) (see also: break ups and Bond St)

and eventually someone will recognize that, sweep me off my entirely too large for my height feet and we shall live happily ever after.

Or, I adopt 15 cats and three more dogs. The ball is in your court, men.

(yes, I know, I buy too many dresses and have too many accessories and have too much of everything. I know. I realize there are bigger issues on this earth and bigger things I should be worrying about--I know. But right now, today, I wanna talk about dresses! Because they are pretty)