Dear MGM & Columbia Pictures,

Hello there, it's me, big movie fan SP. Now, let's get down to business: first of all, thank you for pushing back the release date of Quantum of Solace--I would have been heartbroken had it released on November 7--I was after all, laid up with dental work that day, so, thank you. I appreciate that you took my health into consideration.

However, I do have several bones to pick with you:

A) Not enough shirtless Daniel Craig. I'm just saying--you knew that you were going to release the movie in my birthday month--get the man to take his shirt off. I'm not asking him to climb Everest or anything.
B) Dudes, seriously, with the ending. We need to talk.
C) Y'all better be bringing Mr. Craig back for another Bond, because, well, the people need Bond. Clearly.
D) Listen, there weren't enough Astin Martins. Let's be clear on that.

However, there were many a redeeming factors:
A) I got to brush up on my l'italiano
B) Siena, Italy....sigh....
C) Plenty o' men in fancy, fancy suits. Swoon.
D) Loved the redhead!
E) Did I mention Italy?

So, MGM & Columbia, I must admit, it was a fantastic pre birthday celebration and I couldn't have been more thrilled to see Daniel Craig and Siena in the same film. However, next time, take some pointers from Casino Royale. That's all I'm saying. I'd be willing to help write the script--or just oversee the filming.

Also, if you'd like me to interview Mr. Craig for a press event or anything, I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

xoxo

SP

Birthday Festivities: Check 1--Bond movie fantasticalness. Check 2--Indian food for lunch (yum). Check 3--Zicam. Yup. Woke up to a cold today--on my birthday. Universe: 2, Me: still 0. Dangit! But, it's OK--I've got my Zicam and TheraFlu, verrrrry exciting.