Summer Diet(s)

While I'm sure that the best of us are out there doing our WW, South Beach and Mediterranean diets to look awesome in that expensive bikini we purchased in efforts to spur us into action (I would know nothing about this, of course), I have come to learn that this summer, there may be a new diet for SP.

And it does not include dairy.

Bite me.

I developed some lovely issues about 6 (um, I totally just typed 5 and then had to do a re-take--sad!) years ago when I moved out here. I blame the pasteurization process in different states, but, we'll never know.

I managed for years. I've managed and been able to re-introduce small portions of my favorite food group (ice cream has both dairy and sugar, the best of both worlds) and not really worry about it except on rare occasions where I knew there would be food I couldn't eat.

I never dreamed that fancy expensive cheese pita from a lovely restaurant would send all this to a grinding halt. But, it did.

So, in efforts to quell my growing waistline, and constant bout of nausea, I'll try ditching the dairy (again).

Mind you, I loathe soymilk. Loathe it. I did the whole "I'm soy!" thing for like 2 years and hated every damn day of it. I love yogurt. And pudding. And....

So, here goes.

Day 1. (not like I'm going to actually try to keep track or anything, it just seemed dramatic)

Let's see how long I last before going into a dairy free coma. (I'm guessing 3 days--any other guesses?)

(and yes, I take Lactaid, and yes, I've had the Lactose free milk--gah)

Hey, at least maybe I'll lose those last few pounds!

Here's hoping.