We aren't going to let a little ulcer get in the middle of SP's snarky Princess-y behavior.
I went to class last night. I had a slight anxiety attack and considered running out before the professor arrived. I didn't. I stuck it out. Because I am brave. I still suck at l'italiano. Language is not my forte. English or otherwise.
And then, I went home. Where I hogged the remote so I could flip back and forth between Troy and The Mentalist.
I'm sorry, did you think I was going to spout scholarly words about Presidential Inaugurations or discuss The First Lady's fashion choices? Ha. You've come to the wrong place.
Here, we discuss my never ending effort to lose weight (and the fact that someone is going to have to pry this chocolate croissant out of my hand--damn WW points!), chick lit (mainly, mine),babies (only cute ones), Target finds, shoes, and men with accents.
I really like that Erica Bana.
And, Simon Baker too (obvs).
And then my husband and I had a really long semi-argument over how much Brad Pitt butt is seen in Troy. I claim it's no more than Legends of The Fall (which always makes me want to move to Montana), he claims it's more. Anyone have an answer (for real)?
Wow. Did I really just blog about Brad Pitt's bum? (help)
Have I traumatized you enough? Are you still my friends? Should I go hide under a rock now?
And then, I went home. Where I hogged the remote so I could flip back and forth between Troy and The Mentalist.
I'm sorry, did you think I was going to spout scholarly words about Presidential Inaugurations or discuss The First Lady's fashion choices? Ha. You've come to the wrong place.
Here, we discuss my never ending effort to lose weight (and the fact that someone is going to have to pry this chocolate croissant out of my hand--damn WW points!), chick lit (mainly, mine),babies (only cute ones), Target finds, shoes, and men with accents.
I really like that Erica Bana.
And, Simon Baker too (obvs).
And then my husband and I had a really long semi-argument over how much Brad Pitt butt is seen in Troy. I claim it's no more than Legends of The Fall (which always makes me want to move to Montana), he claims it's more. Anyone have an answer (for real)?
Wow. Did I really just blog about Brad Pitt's bum? (help)
Have I traumatized you enough? Are you still my friends? Should I go hide under a rock now?
12 comments:
I will gladly do some research on Brad Pitt's bumm for you. I was not a HUGE Brad Pitt until I saw Troy...for some reason I LOVED that movie so after I saw it I went out and bought as many Brad Pitt movies as I could afford at the time...how did I never find him attractive until that movie, I don't know. But now he is HOT, HOT, HOT in my book. I love talk of chick lit, movie stars, babies, and Target so I will always be in your audience. :)
Mmm. Men with accents.
haha! Brad Pitt--yum!
Ummm Brat Pitt butt talk is NEVER off limits!!
You are so funny! And mmmm, can I have a chocolate croissant?
Au contraire, my princess - you are quite skilled in the English language arts. When you become the next - the better! - Sophie Kinsella, I will eagerly claim to have known you back "when".
You all can have Brad Pitt, I'll take Simon Baker. But is it un-American of me to admit that? Will I have the INS after me for this?
Sweet P. you are going to have to do alot worse than this to lose your blog buddies. Hmmm, I'm going to have to go do some research on this issue for you. I can't remember how much Brad Pitt bum I saw on those two movies. Of course, I would enjoy the research more if Hugh Jackman that was the subject, he has a lovely Australian accent you know?
I love the way your writing makes me laugh! You are a delight to us all Shabby P!
I just found your blog and your humor is exactly what I needed on this piece of crap day I'm having. Will check back often!
I'm glad to see that there's someone else besides me in the blog world who didn't blog about the Inauguration. I didn't watch it either. I watched American Idol and 24 instead. :)
Hahah!! I've blogged about Brad Pitt a FEW times. Have you seen Benjamin Button yet? Even as a 100 year old man I still got excited seeing him on the big screen. (Sad, I know.)
Thanks for your comment!! I just started the program this Fall for a M.A. in French Studies. So far, I reallyyy like it, but I can only take 2 courses at a time do to my crazy sched.
Have a great weekend!!! Hope to hear from you again sooooon. :)
I just found your blog and am dying laughing!! I love it! Hope you don't mind me reading :)
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